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Bird Shit Carwash

We’ve been having some issue with robins around my neck of the woods lately. Well, not all of the robins. Just one fat and stupid robin that keeps trying to fight his reflection in some sort of idiotic territorial battle. Every morning when the sun starts to come up enough for him to see his reflection he begins a cycle of violence and loss of bowel control. My car has taken the brunt of his attacks. This is a serious amount of bird shit.