Tag Archives: Funny

Cat Ball

I bought a fitness ball today so I can do awkward looking exercises to strengthen my core. You know, because I care about fitness. Anyway, once I inflated the ball with the horrible handjob action pump that was included… my cat was¬†memorized by it. He couldn’t figure out what it was there for. He just kept staring at it trying to figure out whether it was a friend or a foe. His sister immediately decided that its intentions were pure evil and fled the room. She hates it. ¬†Cats hate fitness. It goes against their napping philosophy.

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ERMAHGERD: ERT STERTED WERTH A WHERSPER

This is what happens when I am forced to listen to Neon Trees while waiting in line at the Verizon Wireless store for extended periods of time. Enjoy.

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Laundry Jail

Laundry Jail: Population... 1

I had assumed that this would startle Maximus Prime (the cat in jail). However, shortly after I placed him in Laundry Jail, he went to sleep. So much for trying to reform him into a productive member of society. He’s going to be on kitty cat welfare for life!

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